Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
