Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
