it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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