I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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