Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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