What a fucking waste of an outfit
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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