Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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