check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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