we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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