I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
if only i could text you this smell
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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