If i come over, it means nothing
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Enjoy the penises
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