So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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