I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
