i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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