I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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