i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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