We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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