God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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