: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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