come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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