Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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