your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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