i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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