DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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