jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Dick very happy bro
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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