Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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