Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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