shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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