I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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