4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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