How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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