porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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