sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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