The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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