I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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