found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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