Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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