So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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