great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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