Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You pole danced in your parka.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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