I want to have your abortion
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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