She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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