i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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