I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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