What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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