Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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