I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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