I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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