And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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