Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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