bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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