I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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