Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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