i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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